Since you weren't here when I made School Lunch Peanut Butter bars I saved you two. They are on the bottom shelf in the fridge.
Well .. .. they were there and would still be there if they had of minded their own business and stopped yelling my name every 5 seconds.
"Michelle come eat us. Michelle it's so cold in the fridge. Michelle we are your favorite. Michelle it's dark in here. Michelle we will take you back to a simpler time. Michelle we need to be with you. Michelle blah blah we're delicious."
Very rude of them don't you think? They knew they suppose to be saving themselves for you. I don't know what got into them.
So I did what had to be done.
I ate them. I had no choice, they were asking for it.
Then drowned them with diet coke, so I couldn't hear them anymore, because you know how they like to tell you how fattening and high in calories they are, but only after you eat them.
Sorry babe, I bet you will get peanuts on the plane though, so even Steven right?